I dont know about anyone else but I often wake up from dreaming feeling vaguely guilty about something or other! Here I offer tangible and clear-cut evidence of a guilty past. Caught on grainy 8mm film, the significance of the incidence is merely that I have thrown a cricket ball through the window of the bed and breakfast my family were staying at in Cornwall; It could easily be given another and far darker context. My sister Andrea seems amused at my predicament and the fact that my Father has captured this image of guilt for posterity. It remains an enduring memory of my childhood.